I have a weird confession to make. I love my printer. I love it with the wild-eyed fervour of a convert who wants everyone to know about it. (Yes, I am good fun at dinner parties, why do you ask?) I’m not the only one. My machine — a very boring black-and-white Brother laser printer — has a devoted following. It’s not because it does anything special. It’s because it just . . . works.
我要坦白一個奇怪的癖好。我喜歡我的印表機。我就像一名恨不得昭告天下的新信徒那樣懷著極大的熱情喜歡它。（沒錯，我是宴會上的開心果，這還用問嗎？）我這款機器——極其普通的Brother牌黑白鐳射印表機——有很多忠實的愛好者。不是因爲它有什麼特殊功能。而是因爲它真的……能正常使用。
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