Ladies and gentlemen, who would not agree that it is wrong for American billionaires to pay less tax than their hairdressers? (Cheering.) Therefore, as your president, I have decided that it is time to lower the value of each and every one of your stock portfolios. (Stunned silence.)
女士們先生們，你們有誰會否認，美國億萬富翁們繳的稅還不如他們的理髮師多，是不合理的？（喝彩聲。）因此，作爲你們的總統，我決定，現在是時候降低你們每個人的股票資產的價值了。（愕然，一片沉默。）
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